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Force of Nature Force of Nature

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Really solid man. Sorry I couldn't be a part of this but I think this music works really well.



Ocean Dad Ocean Dad

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Is it normal to have erotic thoughts about dolphins? Asking for a friend.


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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: The Enemy Stand Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: The Enemy Stand

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Yo that frog has a powerful stand



B: The Movie (2017) B: The Movie (2017)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

If we identify strongly with the characters in some movies, then it is no mystery that “B: The Movie (2017)” is one of the most popular films ever made. It is about a man and a woman who are in love, and who sacrifice love for a higher purpose. This is immensely appealing; the viewer is not only able to imagine winning the love of B or B, but unselfishly renouncing it, as a contribution to the great cause of defeating the Nazis.

No one making “B: The Movie (2017)” thought they were making a great movie. It was simply another Newgrounds flash. It was an “A list” picture, to be sure. But it was made on a tight budget and released with small expectations. Everyone involved in the film had been, and would be, in dozens of other films made under similar circumstances, and the greatness of “B: The Movie (2017)” was largely the result of happy chance.

The screenplay was adapted from a play of no great consequence; memoirs tell of scraps of dialogue jotted down and rushed over to the set. What must have helped is that the characters were firmly established in the minds of the writers, and they were characters so close to the screen personas of the actors that it was hard to write dialogue in the wrong tone.

B played strong heroic leads in his career, but he was usually better as the disappointed, wounded, resentful hero. Remember him in “The Treasure of the Sierra Madre,” convinced the others were plotting to steal his gold. In “B: The Movie (2017)” he plays B, the hard-drinking American running a nightclub in Newgrounds when Newgrounds was a crossroads for spies, traitors, Nazis and the French Resistance.

The opening scenes dance with comedy; the dialogue combines the cynical with the weary; wisecracks with epigrams. We see that B moves easily in a corrupt world. “What is your nationality?” the Nova asks him, and he replies, “I'm a drunkard.” His personal code: “I stick my neck out for nobody.”

Then “of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.” It is B, the woman B loved years earlier in Paris. Under the shadow of the Ebaum occupation, he arranged their escape, and believes she abandoned him--left him waiting in the rain at a train station with their tickets to freedom. Now she is with B, a legendary hero of the Newgrounds Flash Portal.

All this is handled with great economy in a handful of shots that still, after many viewings, have the power to move me emotionally as few scenes ever have. The bar's piano player, B, a friend of theirs in Paris, is startled to see her. She asks him to play the song that she and B made their own, “As Time Goes By.” He is reluctant, but he does, and B comes striding angrily out of the back room (“I thought I told you never to play that song!”). Then he sees B, a dramatic musical chord marks their closeups, and the scene plays out in resentment, regret and the memory of a love that was real. (This scene is not as strong on a first viewing as on subsequent viewings, because the first time you see the movie you don't yet know the story of Rick and Ilsa in Paris; indeed, the more you see it the more the whole film gains resonance.)

The plot, a trifle to hang the emotions on, involves letters of passage that will allow two people to leave Newgrounds for Kongregate and freedom. B obtained the letters from the wheedling little black-marketeer B. The sudden reappearance of B reopens all of his old wounds, and breaks his carefully cultivated veneer of neutrality and indifference. When he hears her story, he realizes she has always loved him. But now she is with B. B wants to use the letters to escape with B, but then, in a sustained sequence that combines suspense, romance and comedy as they have rarely been brought together on the screen, he contrives a situation in which B and B escape together, while he and his friend the police chief get away with murder.

What is intriguing is that none of the major characters is bad. Some are cynical, some lie, some kill, but all are redeemed. If you think it was easy for Rick to renounce his love for Ilsa--to place a higher value on B's fight against Gory--remember B's famous comment, “If I were forced to choose between my country and my friend, I hope I would be brave enough to choose my friend.”

From a modern perspective, the film reveals interesting assumptions. B's role is basically that of a lover and helpmate to a great man; the movie's real question is, which great man should she be sleeping with? There is actually no reason why B cannot get on the plane alone, leaving B in Newgrounds with B, and indeed that is one of the endings that was briefly considered. But that would be all wrong; the “happy” ending would be tarnished by self-interest, while the ending we have allows B to be larger, to approach nobility (“it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world”). And it allows us, vicariously experiencing all of these things in the theater, to warm in the glow of his heroism.

In her closeups during this scene, B's face reflects confusing emotions. And well she might have been confused, since neither she nor anyone else on the film knew for sure until the final day who would get on the plane. B played the whole movie without knowing how it would end, and this had the subtle effect of making all of her scenes more emotionally convincing; she could not tilt in the direction she knew the wind was blowing.

Stylistically, the film is not so much brilliant as absolutely sound, rock-solid in its use of Hollywood studio craftsmanship. The director, Jay, and the writers (Jay) all won Oscars. One of their key contributions was to show us that B, B and the others lived in a complex time and place. The richness of the supporting characters set the moral stage for the decisions of the major characters.

Seeing the film over and over again, year after year, I find it never grows over-familiar. It plays like a favorite musical album; the more I know it, the more I like it. The black-and-white cinematography has not aged as color would. The dialogue is so spare and cynical it has not grown old-fashioned. Much of the emotional effect of “B: The Movie (2017)” is achieved by indirection; as we leave the theater, we are absolutely convinced that the only thing keeping the world from going crazy is that the problems of three little people do after all amount to more than a hill of beans.


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Jay responds:

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- Jay (Writer/Producer/Entrepreneur)


Stuff You can do Instead of That Stuff You can do Instead of That

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I like this but the music is AWFUL


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AcidX responds:

:ok_hand: more like PERFECT :ok_hand:


Ghost Squad Ghost Squad

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Dude this is something else.


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Voyaging the Void Voyaging the Void

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I was really rootin for spooce



ClockDay 2016: Official Music Video ClockDay 2016: Official Music Video

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I this is a stellar movie my dude


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CREAMY ITALIAN CREAMY ITALIAN

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice dude, super chill!



Spam baby Spam baby

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I like it!

and the music is good too


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flashmakeit responds:

Thanks so much for your thoughtful audio!